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Anywhoo, here's a thing. Got this from

Pick ten characters. They can be from anything, any fandom, your own OCs, your friends, your family, anyone or any character on Earth and BEYOOOND!!!!!!! Just pretend they are in one big fan fic together!

1) Seri
2) Kaeru
3) Mai
4) Severin
5) Lei’ari
6) Atticus
7) Asha
8) Tryst
9) Ethan
10) Miranda

Only read the questions after you pick your characters.

1) Number three(Mai) has become a Goth how do ten(Miranda) and six(Atticus) bring this about?

Well, you see, Miranda was sitting around drinking some coffee, when Atticus came in with some evil plan or something or other. Miranda didn’t really care too much as she was reading, so she didn’t notice as Mai came into the room. Mai, being the eccentric person she is, startled Miranda who then accidentally spilled her coffee onto Atticus. Atticus got pretty pissed and ended up casting a magical spell that just so happened to transport Mai back in time to somewhere between the 2nd and 4th centuries in the Germany-ish region, where she was welcomed among the Goths and also helped invade Roman territory…. Oh, were we talking about the Goths that wear black and stuff?

2) Number one(Seri) has fallen in love with the new Mary-Sue exchange student! What does he/she like about the Mary-Sue and what does he or she have to do to woo Mary-Sue?

To woo the new Mary-Sue exchange student, Seri decides that she is going to bake some cookies and write the Mary-Sue a poem. The Mary-Sue’s heart is set aflutter by delicious cookies and the cute little poem and Seri is thus successful.

3) Eight(Tryst) has just walked in on two(Kaeru) and five(Lei’ari) having sex. What is there explanation to eight(Tryst) and how does eight(Tryst) react?

Upon walking in on Kaeru and Lei’ari, Tryst is rather embarrassed. He excuses himself and leaves the room, slightly scarred. Lei’ari later goes and talks to Tryst and explains that she and Kaeru are OTP, because Kaeru is too uncomfortable talking about sex to do it himself. (Way to be manly, male characters… >.>

4) What TV show do nine(Ethan) and five(Lei’ari) watch together and what is their reaction to the show?

Ethan and Lei’ari watch “The Dog Whisperer” together. Lei’ari thinks the dogs are cute, while Ethan thinks it’s some cruel joke that Lei’ari is making him watch that particular show.

5) You want write a song fic about seven’s(Asha) past. What song is it and what is the fic’s plot?

(I really, honestly don’t know enough songs with words to pick something… I listen to classical music )

6) Four(Severin) and eight(Tryst) team up to learn ten’s(Miranda)darkest secret. How do they do it and what is the secret that they learn?

Well, obviously, Severin and Tryst being awesome, amazing magic users and such, use some kind of magic to find Miranda’s darkest secret. It’s probably some complex ritual that is so awesome and amazing that I can’t even begin to fathom to write it. >.> …. <.< …. Yeah, that’s it. Well, anyway… They find out that Miranda secretly knows the names of all of the Pokémon… I’d imagine Severin and Tryst would be rather disappointed at their findings.

7) One(Seri) and seven(Asha) must spend a weekend vacation together. Where do they go? What do they do?

Seri and Asha would go to a tropical island and drink some of those little drinks out of coconuts while lying on the beach getting a tan… Well, Seri would get a tan or maybe a sunburn. Asha would probably go swimming or something… I don’t really think she could get a tan. At night they would go to dance parties where Seri would awkwardly dance like no one was watching.

8) Six(Atticus) has gotten drunk. What does he or she do to two(Kaeru)?

Atticus probably ends up flopping on top of Kaeru and trying to regale him with tales from his childhood and why Kaeru is such a horrible excuse for a person and how he wants to destroy the world and everyone (Kaeru included) always gets in his way.
(I was really tempted to say “tentacle rape” … Yeah… I could see that, but not so much in the “rape” way, but more in the “maim and kill” sort of way…

9) When eight(Tryst) goes to Hogwarts what house is he/she sorted in and why?

Tryst would probably be a Gryffindor because he’s a good guy and stuff. Also, he couldn’t be a Hufflepuff because he’s not a particularly good finder.

10) Two(Kaeru) must save nine(Ethan) during the Zombie Apocalypse. Why? And how does he/she do it?

In an awesome display of how awesome he is (lol, not really) Kaeru would probably just hack and slash through the zombies to try and get to Ethan because he heard from someone that Ethan was trapped on top of a building somewhere (or something). After hacking through hordes of zombies, Kaeru finds that Ethan actually didn’t need help at all and is doing a sufficiently good job of tearing apart zombies with his bare hands.

11) What is the “canon” evidence that three(Mai) and four(Severin) are in a relationship?

If you mean relationship as in friends, I suppose we can say that Mai thinks Severin is an adorable little kid and likes to buy him ice cream every now and then. If you are thinking of any other kind of relationship I have one thing to say… DUDE, HE’S, LIKE, 7!

12) Six(Atticus), five(Lei’ari), and one(Seri) form a band. What music do they play and who plays which instrument?

Atticus would play everything. He would only allow Seri to play the tambourine and Lei’ari to sing or perhaps just stand around and look pretty (because they aren’t good enough to do anything else). If they even approach his instruments, he’d hiss at them or glare at them or something. They would play some kind of folk-type music, I think, until Atticus decides that he’s too good for the band and quits to start his own band (which he sort of had to begin with)

13) Two(Kaeru) and three(Mai) star in a fic called “The Tears We Cry” what is the fic’s summary?

The whole fic would just be Kaeru bitching to Mai about how much his life sucks, and Mai bitching back about how he’s not the only one and it would end when they both decided that they didn’t feel like talking to each other anymore.

14) How does seven (Asha) kill nine (Ethan) and why?

Asha would kill Ethan with an icicle because they are the best murder weapons because they melt. She would probably kill him because he was mean to Kaeru or something.

15) What is five’s(Lei’ari) animal familiar?

I think Lei’ari would have some kind of cute, fluffy kitten as an animal familiar. That would really suit her personality. Kaeru probably wouldn’t like the kitten, but Lei’ari loves it a lot.

16) Four(Severin) and one(Seri) get into a cat fight, why? And who wins?

I think the two would have a catfight over the last piece of cake. Seri would win the fight because she’s older and bigger, but she would not get the cake because Atticus would come by and eat it, then laugh maniacally at the two before taking his leave.

17) How do seven(Asha) and ten(Miranda) hook up for a one night stand?

Well, you see, Miranda is totally into fish… No, no… I’m not even going to go there! This would never happen and I don’t care who would try to say otherwise.

18) In a high-school angst fic what drug does four(Severin) get addicted to? And how does six (Atticus) get nine(Ethan) pregnant? (It cannot be switched.)

Severin would probably get addicted to something lame, like caffeine… because caffeine is a drug, but it’s not really bad or anything… That, and he’s freaking 7, okay. Also, Atticus would get Ethan pregnant by sheer force of will (Atty has magical powers, you know) and because he was bored and thought it would be funny.

19) Eight(Tryst) and three(Mai) are in a decidedly awkward situation. What is the situation? How did they get into it and how do they get out of it?

Well, you see, Mai was in her room singing something, and all. Tryst, thinking nothing of it walks in to find her shapeshifted to look like Voldemort from “A Very Potter Musical”. Tryst is kind of shocked and just backs out of the room and closes the door. When the meet later, they act like nothing happened.

20) Ten(Miranda) has become a vampire. What is his or her reaction? What does he or she do?

Miranda would probably shrug it off and drink some coffee or something. Then after awhile, she would get tired of being a vampire and try and research some kind of way to change herself back. It probably is unsuccessful, so she goes back to drinking coffee.

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